A hilarious music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not-so-favorite Star Wars characters like you\'ve never seen them before.\n\nIMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.\n\nHere are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists).\n\nAdmiral:\nThis is Admiral Biatch to base camp,\nit seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike\nand I have no experience with this type of shit.\nWho should I call for help?\n\nVader:\nIt\'s the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)\nReconstructin\' the Death Star!\nWith my slick suede suit that\'s black like tar,\nFucking you up no matter who you are!\n\nPalpatine:\nTell them motherfuckers \'bout this here Dark Side!\nPull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!\nAnd we\'ll beat the Rebels \'cause their skills ain\'t shit!\n\nVader:\nAnd in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!\n\nYoda:\nOh, shit! Yoda on the scene,\n900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!\nBitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.\n\nLando:\nAh, you\'re just jealous \'cause my black dick\'s thicker.\n\nChewbacca:\n*Wookie yell*\n\nLando:\nYo! Tell \'em Chewie, last night\nI had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.\n\nLuke:\nShut the fuck up man! Leia\'s my sister!\nThe only thing you\'re getting is a beat-off blister.\n\nBen Kenobi:\nLuke! Use the force before\nintercourse, but Luke!\nDon\'t forget! Bitches ain\'t nothing but hos and tricks!\n\n(Ohh!)\n\nLuke:\nObi-Wan, I\'m the top gun! (top gun)\nThe chosen one, hotter than both suns!\nVader ain\'t shit, his head\'s cut up and split!\nHe\'s slower than the first Pentium chip!\n\n(Dark Side!)\nVader:\nNo one brings it worse to this fuckin\' universe!\n\n(Rebels!)\nLuke:\nYou know we\'ll fucking win, \'cause we\'ll fight to the end!\n\n(Dark Side!)\nPalpatine:\nI can feel the anger dwelling within you!\n\n(Rebels!)\nYoda:\nYou also feel Vader\'s dick in you. BIATCH!\n\nJabba:\n(Sorry, I don\'t speak Huttese, so any help translating or transliterating his verse would be appreciated)\n\nHan Solo:\nJabba, you ain\'t nothing but a fat-ass slug! \nFake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!\nSittin\' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,\ntrap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*\n\nC3PO:\nOh, my, goodness gracious me!\nI\'m a gay man\'s golden fantasy!\nProgrammed for homo-ecstasy,\nten million forms of gay positioning.\nFor my golden shower, you must pay a fee,\nbut R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*\nR2-D2, watch your language!\nAlways having sex with robotic strangers!\n\nJar Jar Binks:\nMeesa like to drink and smoke all night!\nMeesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.\nMeesa no care \'cause meesa so dumb.\nMeesa will fuck you with me tongue.\nYousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.\nYousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.\nYousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.\nMeesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

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